<Force laughs> Yeahtheyarenotcool...
My friend got given shot after shot of sake by crazy, rich, drunk chinese businessmen. He found it hilarious, and to a point, so did his dad. He's Scottish. REAL Scottish. Like supports all of England's opposition in anything Scottish.
Which brings me to my next yarn.
The stupidity of thinking moderate to slightly above average fitness means you are instantly agile and able to sprint close to trees in touch rugby. The result, I sprinted as hard and as fast as I could, which not to sound proud, is no stroll, into a tree. Yay.
I was tired, I had just ran. A doctor told me I almost shattered my whole ribcage. Yay.
Well, I'm done taking like a self-absorbed prick, trying to get attention.
So lets go back on topic...
Oh right, there is none (anymore)
