From the other thread:
I vote there should be an unlockable mode to play as the mods on the forum! I wanna play Conspiracy! 
Special moves!:
Conspiracy - Wolverine claws. (Cause they look cool)
Rayne - Leather whip.
Cirrus - Kitten cannon (Couldn't think of anything else.)
Deliciousbass - An actual bass he'd whack people with.
Kaaru - Shapeshift into knuckles! The ability to glide and melee damage goes up. (Or something else if you want to avoid copyright problems.)
Eon, Greg and Nathan you can pick your own weapons

Although I'm guessing Eon would get something along the lines of a pigeon cannon.
