Corrupt a Wish!

[Pormogo]

I wish people would wish.

[Firekraker51]

You get THAT. But it turns out it's not quite as good as that, that, and that.

I wish for a NEW FRIEND.

[DysfunctionalDan]

Law of constant mass.
You gain one friend, someone else loses a friend. You feel all down and unhappy.

[Sean]

Granted, but as you talk to James, someone who tried to communicate with you didn't get a response, and is no longer your friend.

I wish it would stop rainrayne-ing in Korea.

[DysfunctionalDan]

It stops hiffing. It Dans. You all die from boredom of sifting through countless, annoying, pointless statements.

[Deshara]

I read that as yiffing. I agreed with the sentiment, until I realised what you actually said.

I wish it would stop yiffing.

[Sean]

ARE YOU SAYING YOU'RE IN KOREA?  But why go there when you could go to Japan instead?  It's closer (a bit).

Anyway, granted.  It starts hiffing instead.

I...actually I wish it would stop hiffing.

Because Korea has less pocky.
But seriously, I'm here for a charity deal.

Granted, it stops yiffing and starts carcazid-ing.

[Jacob]

Granted. Nobody cares.

I wish it would start rayne-ing again.

[Pormogo]

Granted, but It's acid rayne.

I wish I could believe it's not butter.

[Deshara]

You realise how dissapointing life is. In a completely unrelated incident, your throat is slit by the tip of a KC-10 wing as it comes crashing through your house a few seconds after the realisation.

I wish less people in my school would be sick.

[Sean]

Granted, you go through school with only your teachers to talk to. God help your soul.

@Josh: Carcrazid.

I wish for plants and zombies to settle their differences.

[Deshara]

They team up against us YOU!

I wish for a new pen.

[Sean]

Granted, it has no ink.

I wish for an oxford comma.

[Jacob]

Granted. It starts Jacobing in korea.

[Firekraker51]

I wish I could get out of Cape Cod tonight.