Corrupt a Wish!

[Deshara]

That implies that you are not, in fact, bothered by the raep.
Also, poor rant

[Nema]

What makes me cool is my awesome awesome hair.
I wish to talk about hair.

Some would say mine is way too long.

[hiff8]

My hair is as average as hair can get its just.................. hair

[Greggers]

I feel I should add that even I, fervent rape advocate that I am, am getting a little tired of all the rape talk. It's well known that discussions about rape and CP have to be balanced with equally outrageous discussions about masturbation, niggers and furries or it's just weird.

Also since I believe Nathan's wish has yet to be properly corrupted, let me tell you about how my hair is huge and ginger and clearly WAY BETTER than any hair anyone else will ever have, ever, anywhere. Now I have thoroughly crushed Nathan's pride in his hair thus subverting his desire to talk about hair for his own nefarious ends, we may proceed with my wish.

I wish I found the world interesting again.

[Sean]

Granted, but you become unintersting, so no one wants to talk to you, since everyone else is now so engaging.

I wish my school would stop thinking that the word "retard" is on par with nigger.

Q.E.D.: http://www.r-word.org/

[Greggers]

They decide it's much worse and convince your area to pass legislation which attaches 500 hours of community service to calling someone a retard. You can't stop doing it and get 5 million hours of community service assisting the mentally handicapped.

Eventually you realise that even though it's actually a more complex issue than you originally supposed, you still feel your use of the term as a playful insult was clearly distinct in modern language from any roots it may once have had in referring to those with genuine neurological pathologies, and that actually insisting on a connection between the word 'retard' and the mentally handicapped could be construed as discriminatory in itself.
But you still have to clean up a LOT of feces.

I wish people would stop treating menstruation like it's some kind of perverse alien ritual.

[Deshara]

Granted, they go back to treating it as a reason to be a mega-bitch on purpouse

I wish for less snow to shovel

[Sean]

Granted, You may shovel bodies.

I wish for green eggs and ham.

[hiff8]

I feel I should add that even I, fervent rape advocate that I am, am getting a little tired of all the rape talk. It's well known that discussions about rape and CP have to be balanced with equally outrageous discussions about masturbation, niggers and furries or it's just weird.

Also since I believe Nathan's wish has yet to be properly corrupted, let me tell you about how my hair is huge and ginger and clearly WAY BETTER than any hair anyone else will ever have, ever, anywhere. Now I have thoroughly crushed Nathan's pride in his hair thus subverting his desire to talk about hair for his own nefarious ends, we may proceed with my wish.

I wish I found the world interesting again.

OMG YOUR A GINGER THAT EXPLAINS YOUR LACK OF SOAL

[Sean]

This child needs to learn irony.

[Jacob]

I shall talk about hair. I use products and a special brush. But in the picture I posted in post ur own pikatoor, i didn't. I'll take another picher soon.

[Sean]

NEEDS MOAR WISH

I wish for green eggs and ham.

[hiff8]

You get offered green eggs and ham At the breakfast table You eat it Years later you Go to the doctors office and They tell you, you have 12 minutes to live due to some " UNKNOWN MOLD" growing in you brain you walk up to your father and plant a bullet in his brain. Then they tell you that Yours going to live

[Sean]

NEEDS MOAR WISH.

I wish my skin didn't burn from swimming 13+ hours a week.

I'm actually pretty mad at desh because of the pussy swimming he does.

[Deshara]

I was gunna argue with that, but the fact that he said pussy swimming and not swimming means it may actually be somewhat accurate