I agree, wordpress is hard as shit to beautify like that, I'm impressed.
Also I came here to say that this was cute.
*Aha! It was a bug in the table layout which I fixed by inserting the line: 'table-layout:fixed'. Obvious, really. 
BUT NOT AS CUTE AS THIS OBVIOUSLY

I mean, damn girl, you floatin'!
No but seriously, where are your legs.