Chaos Faction 2

[DysfunctionalDan]

It takes longer than that doesn't it?  Or do you mean in AC1?

Some guy gave me a hassle, so i plled out my gun and shot him, no effort neccasary

[Deshara]

Well not five seconds exactly, but compared to what it'd be like if you publicly assassinated a governor in modern days...

[Zero]

I think you'd have to hide from all the celebratory parades if you killed someone these days.

[Deshara]

And that's just one person. Considering the sheer amount of people I've discreetly assassinated publicly beaten to a pulp with a hammer, I'm shocked if I'd ever be able to step into the streets without having the entire crowd bum-rush me and rip me to peices Dwarf Fortress Defense Fallback style

[Zero]

I never really "publicly" beat people up.

I just push people onto train tracks.

Mind you, i've been shot at, so boom bitches. beat that.

[Rob]

I never really "publicly" beat people up.

I just push people onto train tracks.

Mind you, i've been shot at, so boom bitches. beat that.

I was one of the people you pushed onto a train track.  I got out by cutting off my own foot, then ran up to a building top and cut a 'Z' into the flag.  Then I proceeded to eat Bigfoot and lift Godzilla.

[Deshara]

i've been shot at

I've been shot.

[Zero]

Ok, yeah that's superior.

I've been stabbed in the chest, where were you shot?

[Deshara]

Buckshot, but mostly it got me in the upper chest and graze my face. There's a cool scar on my left cheek, but it seems to only be visible under my acne scarring if you know what you're looking for.

[Zero]

Brutal.

I just got a decent cut just above my ribcage, it went in surprisingly deep and I needed stictches. 

But wait, how the fuck does someone hit you with a buckshot? Where you out hunting with dick cheney?

[DysfunctionalDan]

Ok, yeah that's superior.

I did Through the fire and flames on expert 100%

[Zero]

It's funny because that never actually happened ^_^

[Deshara]

XD

Also, we were shooting clay pigeons. His aim slipped and failed to track up. I was the poor sucker who operated the pull-er

[Zero]

Lol...

Pigeons.

[Nema]

I did Through the fire and flames on expert 100%

Cool I can do that on Hard.  Yeah, that is what she said.

Also, what idiot can't aim up?  Even if he doesn't hit the pigeon, he shouldn't hit you.  His name wasn't Dick Cheney by any chance?